someone: aaah!!! i have a crush!!!
my self absorbed ass: its me isnt it??
also me, smacking myself with a broom: ITS! NOT! YOU! WHY! WOULD! IT! BE! YOU!
(via hey-kayyy)
Me as a Power Ranger 💥
I’m the laughing cameraman
ME AF!
(via punkmonksteven)
A Latino goes to buy a soda for 75 cents, he puts in 65
The machine reads “dime,” so he gets closer & whispers “quiero pepsi.”
(via punkmonksteven)
You’re the bad guy in somebody’s story.
Pal I’m the bad guy in MY story
(via punkmonksteven)
my needs:
- 1. sleep
- 2. you
- 3. sleep with you
You can meet someone tomorrow who has better intentions for you than someone you’ve known for years, time means nothing; character does.
(via rgrd33)
